witz.org is the blog identity of Jon Hurwitz. Updated semi-frequently since 2004.

Hipster Grifter Kari Ferrell Speaks!

kari-ferrell-hipster-grifter

Good work! Bucky Turco landed the exclusives of exclusives, photographing and interviewing the infamous Kari Ferrell, she of “Hipster Grifter” fame (also seen in Gawker, Salt Lake City’s Most Wanted, Vice Magazine, etc).

Coaxing not only a video confession where Kari admits to past wrongs, but also an odd photoshoot, where Kari poses with traffic cones, websites, and flat screens – all while wearing the latest in Married to the Mob finery.

Photo by Will Sherman, ANIMALnewyork.com…

This entry was written by witz, posted on May 1, 2009 at 8:06 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Sad and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Lindsay Lohan can has cheeseburger?

Lindsay Lohan eating a cheeseburger

( Lindsay Lohan enjoying a delicious cheeseburger in Los Angeles, 6/23/08)

This entry was written by witz, posted on June 24, 2008 at 11:02 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Random and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart: sign of the apocalypse?

Natalie Portman and Devandra

Yes, that’s Devendra Banhart and Natalie Portman walking arm in arm through Tompkins Square Park.

witz.org has no idea if they are a couple, of just friends, or perhaps they just like sharing a laugh. They do seem like an odd couple, no?

Natalie does have some history with the old hippie Devendra, recently starring in one of his music videos. Whatever the ultimate truth may be, we are just happy to see Natalie isn’t bald or smoking cigarettes anymore.

(More photos for you, stalker.)

This entry was written by witz, posted on April 10, 2008 at 9:04 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Music, Random and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.