witz.org is the blog identity of Jon Hurwitz. Updated semi-frequently since 2004.

Jessica Alba very pregnant, very unhappy with Paparazzi



Jessica Alba out and about walks the Bed, Bath & Beyond parking lot in Los Angeles, 5/14/08.

This entry was written by witz, posted on May 15, 2008 at 10:49 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip and tagged , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Listen to Weezer’s “Pork and Beans”

Pork and Beans

A return to form for the mighty Weezer with the first single from their latest self-titled album (this time, the kids are calling it “Red”, as this is the third self-titled Weezer album after “Blue” and “Green”).

Listen to the single and read all the lyrics after the jump. Rumor is the song is a jab at Interscope’s insistence Weezer have a more “commercial” sound:

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This entry was written by witz, posted on April 29, 2008 at 9:53 AM, filed under Gossip, Music and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Artie Lange attacks assistant, quits Howard Stern show?

Artie Lange

Amazing turn of events this morning on the Howard Stern radio show (live on Sirius), as long-time sidekick Artie Lange got in a heated, long winded on-air argument with his assistant Teddy Microphone. After several minutes, Artie apparently lost his cool and attempted to attack Teddy, and needed to be restrained and removed from the studio.

Artie later returned to offered his resignation – Stern accepted, but asked Artie to go home and cool down. Just before Lange left he said to Stern: “I’m not a good person, I gotta leave, I love you.”

Listen to the audio clip after the jump (via Iced Blog), detailing some of the argument between Teddy and Lange and the drama that followed afterwards…

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This entry was written by witz, posted on April 10, 2008 at 12:00 PM, filed under Gossip, Sad and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart: sign of the apocalypse?

Natalie Portman and Devandra

Yes, that’s Devendra Banhart and Natalie Portman walking arm in arm through Tompkins Square Park.

witz.org has no idea if they are a couple, of just friends, or perhaps they just like sharing a laugh. They do seem like an odd couple, no?

Natalie does have some history with the old hippie Devendra, recently starring in one of his music videos. Whatever the ultimate truth may be, we are just happy to see Natalie isn’t bald or smoking cigarettes anymore.

(More photos for you, stalker.)

This entry was written by witz, posted on at 9:04 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Music, Random and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre and Governor Spitzer

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Meet the lovely young lady who brought down the otherwise (we think?) fine Gov. Eliot Spitzer.
Apparently a budding pop star, our guess is we are witnessing the creation of yet another Monica Lewinsky. Drats.
Myspace:
Ashley Alexandra Dupré
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This entry was written by witz, posted on March 12, 2008 at 7:14 PM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Sad, Whatever and tagged , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Neckless Celebrities

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Awesome photoshops of your favorite stars with their necks removed. The photo of Kid Rock is extra special….

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This entry was written by witz, posted on March 4, 2008 at 9:27 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Random and tagged , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Clinton campaign – win or she’s out(!)

She has to win both Ohio and Texas comfortably, or she’s out,” said one superdelegate who has endorsed Mrs. Clinton, and who spoke on condition of anonymity to share a candid assessment. “The campaign is starting to come to terms with that.” Campaign advisers, also speaking privately in order to speak plainly, confirmed this view. (via)

This entry was written by witz, posted on February 11, 2008 at 7:54 PM, filed under Gossip and tagged , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

The Amy Winehouse miracle diet!

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YIKES! Amy Winehouse went from curvy to scurvy in the course of about 24 months (2004 to 2006). Not new news, but new to witz.org.

READ: Amy, the artist formerly known as buxom | the Daily Mail

This entry was written by witz, posted on June 20, 2007 at 10:55 AM, filed under Gossip, Music, Sad. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Nicole Richie dances like Elaine Benes

Nicole Richie’s dance style (scroll down) :

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Scarily, reminds us of this:

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Elaine Benes infamous dance from Seinfeld.

See also: Julia Louis-Dreyfus

(Images via The Sun, YTMND)

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 10, 2006 at 4:15 PM, filed under Awesome, Gossip. Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.


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