witz.org is the blog identity of Jon Hurwitz. Updated semi-frequently since 2004.

Video Proof: Michael Jackson still alive

Shocking video proof that the King of Pop faked his own death.

UPDATE: Revealed as a hoax from some German TV outlet. Shocking.

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This entry was written by witz, posted on August 26, 2009 at 10:18 AM, filed under Gossip, Movies, Music, Sad and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Brüno vs. Eminem

In case you missed it, Sacha Baron Cohen‘s character Bruno the (presumed) gay Austrian fashion reporter, has a maniacally close encounter with rapper Eminem on the MTV Movie Awards – which lead to Eminem “walking out” of the award show.

Staged or not, hysterical.

This entry was written by witz, posted on June 1, 2009 at 9:50 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Movies, Music, TV and tagged , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Gary Dell’Abate “throws” out Mets first pitch‎

The Howard Stern Show‘s producer, the infamous Gary ‘BaBa Booey’ Dell’Abate recently had the chance to throw out the first pitch at a New York Mets game, with predictably hysterical results. Sadly, this pitch is already being talked about in some circles as the worst first pitch ever.

This entry was written by witz, posted on May 11, 2009 at 12:35 PM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Sports and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Hipster Grifter Kari Ferrell Speaks!

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Good work! Bucky Turco landed the exclusives of exclusives, photographing and interviewing the infamous Kari Ferrell, she of “Hipster Grifter” fame (also seen in Gawker, Salt Lake City’s Most Wanted, Vice Magazine, etc).

Coaxing not only a video confession where Kari admits to past wrongs, but also an odd photoshoot, where Kari poses with traffic cones, websites, and flat screens – all while wearing the latest in Married to the Mob finery.

Photo by Will Sherman, ANIMALnewyork.com…

This entry was written by witz, posted on May 1, 2009 at 8:06 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Sad and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Zooey Deschanel or Katy Perry?

witz.org can no longer tell the difference between Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry, despite our best efforts. Now that Zooey has dipped her feet in the music world with She & Him, it’s made the confusion even worse. Seperated at birth indeed.

The picture above is Zooey.

This entry was written by witz, posted on December 10, 2008 at 1:39 PM, filed under Gossip, Music, Random and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Obama: the next President of the United States

FiveThirty Eight calls it for Obama

This entry was written by witz, posted on November 4, 2008 at 7:09 PM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Random and tagged , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Terry Richardson meets Barack Obama! EEK!

Terry Richardson meets Barack Obama

Terry Richardson meets Barack Obama

Let’s hope this doesn’t turn into yet another scandal – check out infamous fashion photographer Terry Richardson (NFSW) with Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama.

If the media were annoyed by Obama’s past association with Jeremiah Wright, we can’t wait to see how they spin this…

Obama/Richardson ’12, anyone?

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This entry was written by witz, posted on September 17, 2008 at 9:52 AM, filed under Gossip and tagged , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Dark Knight’s Joker = The Crow?

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Brandon Lee = Heath Ledger? Certainly an interesting theory.

Speaking of The Dark Knight, have you seen the first six minutes yet? If so, spoiltastic video embed after the jump…

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This entry was written by witz, posted on July 10, 2008 at 12:26 PM, filed under Gossip, Movies and tagged , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Lindsay Lohan can has cheeseburger?

Lindsay Lohan eating a cheeseburger

( Lindsay Lohan enjoying a delicious cheeseburger in Los Angeles, 6/23/08)

This entry was written by witz, posted on June 24, 2008 at 11:02 AM, filed under Awesome, Gossip, Random and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

Tattoos + Hot Topic + Silicone + Accessories =



(The formerly amazing, now cheesy Dave Navarro steps out with his date, Rock of Love 2‘s class act Daisy De La Hoya, in Hollywood, CA on May 22, 2008. Photo via. )

This entry was written by witz, posted on May 23, 2008 at 6:09 AM, filed under Gossip, Sad, TV and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Leave a comment or view the discussion at the permalink.

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