Monthly Archives: January 2006

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Florida’s DMV: ass-tastic

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Yes, the above picture is an actual license plate, the tag is a “random, regular-issue plate assigned to a Lincoln LS automobile registered to a Miami-based computer company.”

Another famous “ass”-plate? Seinfeld’s famous “Assman” episode, when Kramer gets stuck with a proctologist’s license plate.

READ: Urban Legends Reference Pages: Photo Gallery (Licensed to Thrill)

RELATED I’m Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! (warning: sound file)

NYC Graffiti: Not for kids anymore

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witz.org reader Steve Mumford (no relation), sent in the image above.

According to the New York Daily News, as of January 1st: “People younger than 21 are now banned from possessing spray paint, permanent, broad tip markers and etching instruments in a law aimed at rubbing out graffiti.”

What’s a kid to do? The law seems to be a bit harsh in our opinion, and obviously the opinionated tagger in the photo above thought so too.

Mumford added: “Next thing you know, today’s youth will be singing to Sergeant Krupke about how they try so hard to be good…”