Any friend of witz.org knows that we live and die with the New York Giants, so after Jay Feely managed to miss 3 straight field goals in an 24-21 overtime loss to the Seahawks, we are feeling a bit down.
All is not kicker Jay Feely‘s fault, however, The Giants had 11 false starts.
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Make sure you spend at least part of your day perusing The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!. Bad haircuts galore, with corresponding Marvel superhero alter-egos.
Those crazy kids!
A recent witz.org favorite, Hel Looks documents street fashion amongst young people in Helsinki, Finland.
Updated regularly, we have only recently realized that many of the Scandinavian scamps look disturbingly similar to New York’s hive of hipsters, Williamsburg.
Read and see: HEL LOOKS
This is certainly bizarre, and there are a few Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz type moments as a guy does the once unthinkable and watches all six Star Wars movies at once. He even overlapped them!
READ: Watching all six Star Wars movies simultaneously
It was barely over a year ago since witz.org posted their senior pictures, and now Mary-Kate and Ashley are all dolled up, looking like (pocket-sized) Hollywood royalty, seen here at the Accessory Council Awards.
Paging Uncle Jesse!
Terrell Owens, arguably the best reciever in the entire National Football League, will not play for the Eagles this season — or probably ever, because he just can’t keep his Fine by us.
Good work, T.O.! You have earned a witz.org gold star…
A Times Square movie theater laid an egg at a showing of “Chicken Little” last night.
Adults and kids expecting to watch Disney’s G-rated animated flick at the AMC Empire 25 theater on 42nd St. were instead presented with a foreign film that opened with a young man committing suicide.
“It’s pandemonium,” Joshua Gallo, 30, told the Daily News as he rushed out of the theater with his 5-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter. “The kids are crying. The mothers are screaming for the managers to stop the film.”
Read: New York Daily News – News & Views – No ‘Chicken Little’ – Kids see suicide
At least it wasn’t in 3-D!
Fewer than half — 40 percent — said Bush was honest and trustworthy. Separately, 67 percent rated his handling of ethics in government negatively and fewer than half called him a strong leader, another first, according to the poll.
Sixty percent of Americans disapproved of his overall job performance, which ABC said was “a level unseen since recession chased his father ( George Bush) from office.” That compared with a 39 percent approval rating, the poll said.
READ:Yahoo! News: Bush ratings drop to new lows in poll