Bush’s shortlist for O’Connor’s seat

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Here comes the judge! Bush has already shortlisted the following nominees for O’Connor’s soon to be vacated seat:

Judge Reinhold: good legal experience in Beverly Hills.

Judge Wapner: popular in small claims court.

Judge Judy: shrill voice could scare attorneys.

Judge Dredd: rarely follows procedure, believes “one man is law”.

Judge Jules: not even American, but a wicked trance DJ. The court could use that, right?

Judge Joe Brown: little known Judge, popular with unemployed daytime TV viewers.

Mike Judge: famous for the case of the Mondays

Read: O’Connor Retires From Supreme Court

Any more ideas? Let’s hear ’em in comments.

3 thoughts on “Bush’s shortlist for O’Connor’s seat

  1. SYNIDIE

    I PICK, “JUDGE NAUGHT” (LEST YE BE JUDGED)
    HOW YA’ DOIN’, WITZ? I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MILAN, ITALY SINCE JAN. 2004, AND AM SPENDING THE SUMMER IN SOUTH KOREA. GUESS YOU STILL LIKE NYC–OR ARE JUST IN A CO-DEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP WITH IT. IF YOU FIND A GOOD SUPPORT GROUP, LET ME KNOW. I’M IN THE SAME SITUATION WITH MY ABUSIVE LOVER, MILAN.
    LATER, DUDE! (BIT OF NOSTALGIA FROM “TOTALLY 80’S LINGO” ON VH1, OR IS IT, “LIFETIME, TELEVISION FOR WOMEN WITH NUTHIN BETTER TO DO”?)
    HA SE HO,
    SYNIDIE (AKA “PROFESSOR SYN” OF WONJU)

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