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Burger King’s new “Enormous Omelet Sandwich” sits on a table March 31, 2005 in Des Plaines, Illinois. The new “Enormous Omelet Sandwich” has two slices of American cheese, two eggs, three strips of bacon and a sausage patty on a bun. It also has 730 calories and 47 grams of fat.

Ugh – would Homer Simpson even eat this?