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UPDATE: THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED
What do you get when you cross Beck and super-limited edition [email protected] toys? witz.org has no idea, but we assume it is something like this kick-ass contest.
To commemorate the release of Beck’s latest album, Guero, witz.org is giving away a limited edition set of 4 [email protected] signed by Beck himself! Each set will feature 4 bears, spelling out “B” “E” “C” “K”, just like the photo above. The set of bears also comes along with a copy of Beck
Alas, this is fake (the tombstone part). You can make your own funny ha-ha tombstone with the Tombstone Generator.
via: Urban Legends Reference Pages: Photo Gallery (Grave Statement)
Due in September, speculation is she will leave SNL, which will make for 90 straight unfunny minutes of sketch comedy, instead of the 15 minute funny break for Weekend Update.
Read: TV Squad: Baby Fey on the way
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witz.org has never watched Lost, so we have no idea what this means, but apparently the season finale call sheet is now floating around the internet, and it includes some potential spoilers. TV Nerds rejoice!
Pope Benedict XVI prayed to God to be spared but that “evidently this time he didn’t listen to me.”
The link below was unremarkable until witz.org found out the back story.
Not really our business if Kristin Dunst smokes, but perhaps she should think first before lighting up at a lung cancer event, The Louis Vuitton United Cancer Front Gala.
This month’s Giant Magazine has a 6 page article where they reunite the cast of Office Space (with the exception of Jennifer Aniston, who was likely too busy with her complicated personal life).
Two interesting tidbits from the reunion: David Herman, aka Michael Bolton, will be in Mike Judge’s next flick The Untitled Mike Judge Project, and the phrase “ass clown” entering American vernacular can be traced back to Office Space.
Inquiring minds want to know: WDND? (What Did Nicole Do?)
Read: Paris: Nicole Knows What She Did – Apr 20, 2005 – E! Online News
The anonymous, Ultragrrrl-obsessed, occassionally funny, but mostly hateful Some blogs are better than others has (
almost certainly maybe) had their identity revealed by Gawker.
IP addresses never lie. Or do they? I dunno, ask your IT guy.
Read: Law & Order: Special Bloggers Edition : Gawker
While Some Blogs has had an occasional flash of bitchy brillance, witz.org never understood why someone would take THAT MUCH time to hate on anyone, particularly someone who isn’t an elected official. Though, as someone pointed out to witz.org, all press is good press – at least someone is talking about you!
UPDATE: Mystery solved, someone named James Stanford comes clean. Ultragrrrl says he should get the award for worst roommate ever for letting his two girl roommates(!) take the blame for his comments, anti-semitism, and misogyny.
Why is Qatar switching to jockey robots? Because they look cool and, oh yeah, child slavery is really not politically correct anymore, seeing how it’s the 21st century.
Question: Why does a robot need both sunglasses and a helmet?