Dude, Anna Nicole is YOUR MOM

Poor Old Daniel, 18 year old son of Anna Nicole Smith. His world must be the apex of the whole being-embarrassed-around-your-parents-because-you-are-an-angsty-teen thing.

The cherry on the embarrassment sundae, though (and picture yourself in Daniel’s place): your newly skinny (except for the ginormous implants, natch) celebrity Mom is making you ride Dumbo at Disneyland while she wears a tight pink Von Dutch top and waves for photographers. All the while, you silently mope with only a man-necklace to keep you company.